And there are plenty of big beefy men to grab a hold of: some hairy all over; others perfectly smooth, including on top. And where there is hair it's a variety of colours, with one guy in particular a shade of ginger which he'd prefer you to call auburn.
There's also a gangster at the club tonight. He's called Gaz Cullen and he'd like to do some grabbing as well. But he's not after a tasty piece of ginger. He's after black - of hair and heart. He's after the club owner, Angus MacLeod, and if he gets his hands on him he'll probably strangle him, as opposed to giving him a hug. But to get to the black, he'll have to get passed the auburn, as anyone in their right mind would term it. With an irate gangster gunning for his master, I think it's safe to say that Paddy McGuire will be on guard.