“Fine!” said Alexi. "But Mastrovia will follow President Trump's example and impose restrictions on those who enter our country. Only Americans who look as fit as him will be allowed in. And they will have to arrive in trunks like those, and agree to wear nothing more. Wearing less will be inevitable, however. As the 'Screw You!' policy will be reciprocal. So tourists like him can expect a queue to form behind them wherever they go, and a very sore ass by the time they leave."
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